Charlotte York's Funny Quotes

Ok. I love Charlotte. Who doesn't? She's absolutely adorable, funny and, as Carrie once wrote, ''Charlotte York, my dear friend, and an eternal optimist''...

Yes, that's all about her. She's the one that believes in true love. She's the one that believes in soul mates. She's the one who's always searching for the one and only. And how glad was I when she finally met him. Harry... I love Harry. Sure, he's not the typical 'good-looking guy', but he's real! He's incredibly supportive and understanding. He's just so funny! He makes you laugh all the time! And a good sense of humor is always attractive in a man. I hate people who can't take a laugh at themselves and who take everything seriously. That's why Harry and Charlotte match so well.

So, ladies and gentlemen, here are some of Charlotte's memorable quotes!

 

I can't, Brian. I want to, but I can't. I mean, actually no, that's not true. I don't want to. Or maybe I do. I don't know what I want. But I'm afraid if I don't, you'll dump me. And if I do, then I'll be the up-the-butt girl. And I don't want to be the up-the-butt girl, because I mean... Men don't marry up-the-butt girl. Whoever heard of Mrs. Up-The-Butt? No, no, no. I can't. I want children and nice bedding, and I just can't handle this right now.  (S01E04)

I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?  (S03E01)

He raped my face. I'm never dating again. (S03E05)

I proposed to myself. (S03E09)

Trey, you have a boner... I can't discuss my notes if you have a boner. (S04E01)

My vagina's depressed. (S04E02)

I have to start keeping a vagina journal. (S04E02)

Trey, I am tired of being married to your penis. (S04E04)

It's like we live in the Museum of Natural Ugliness! (S04E05)

I hate his name, Harry, because he is, everywhere but his head. (S05E08)

  I'm having a Jewish wedding and I look like Hitler! (S06E08)
 

[to Big] I curse the day you were born! (SATC, movie I)

XOXO

MK

Samantha Jones' Fabulous Quotes

Samantha Jones.. The powerful PR lady of new York! The never fading character. The eternal optimist. The one friend that never judges you and expects the same from you.

 

I'd love to have a friend like Samantha Jones. She is the essence of fun. She proves to us that life can be fabulous without having a boyfriend and being single. I personally just adore her with all my heart. And throughout the show I've never felt sorry for her, because I always knew she'd have it all sorted out. She's too strong and confident to let any circumstances come in her way. I do think she's one of the strongest characters out there.And one thing I love about her is the incredible sense of humor! That's why I've decided to post some of my favorite Samantha Jones' quotes. Love her or hate her, but her words will always be out there!

You know, married women are threatened because we can have sex anytime, anywhere, and with anyone. (S01E03)  

Front, back, who cares? A hole is a hole. (S01E04)

Money is power, sex is power, therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power. (S01E05)

You can't date your fuck buddy... You're going to take the only person in your life that's there purely for sex, no strings attached, and turn him into a human being? Why? (S02E14)

You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing. (S03E09)

You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it's not just there: every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing. (S04E07) 

I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people. (S04E15)

Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to. (S04E17) 

I have a broken toe, not a broken spirit. (S06E11)


No smoking in bars? What's next, no fucking in bars? (S06E01)

XOXO

MK